Czech eggheads say foreplay is overrated
A study of sexual practices in the Czech Republic has revealed that the duration of sex is more important than the run up.
According to the research, it’s better to go straight to the top prize and stay there as long as you can, rather than waste valuable banging time on minor details like rummaging. (Hmmmm. Wonder how much they got paid to say that.) Anyone short of time, lacking tactics or just not arsed about foreplay can breath an undeserved sigh of relief.