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Sucks to blow

If you're pregnant and reading about a possible deadly side effect of enjoying oral sex, it might not really register in your mind at all. You've grown in size significantly since your 'baby-food diet' days, you can no longer put on your own shoes and feeling those little feet inside you kicking sometimes reminds you of that bit from the Aliens trilogy.

Still this is something worth remembering (maybe write it down) for possible horny sessions when you feel that despite resembling a distressed beached whale, everyone needs a little loving now and again.

But whatever you do, don't let your lover lock their lovely lips around your labia: cunnilingus, or more specifically, the act of forcing air into the vagina could create an air embolism which, if accepted into the bloodstream, could be fatal, Jezebel warns:

'Whomever is going down on you has to basically have a great set of lungs and try really hard to kill you by forcing 'a very large amount of air' directly into the vagina, without allowing any to escape—meaning that s/he would have to cover the whole area with his/her mouth, creating a sort of vacuum seal.'

To be honest, we think a few alarm bells would be ringing if your lover tried to imitate a giant-sized vacuum cleaner and clamp his/her mouth over your privates. It's not as if you can actually talk to the baby that way...

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