An English couple have been arrested for having sex on a crowded train during rush hour. The Sun reports that fellow passengers just turned the other way as a female passenger performed an unnamed sex act - we're guessing a handjob but hey we could be wrong - on her very happy male companion.
The couple were spotted via CCTV by one of the train's guards who alerted the police. 49-year-old businessman Gregory Sim and his 41-year-old female companion have been charged with unacceptable behaviour.
The Sun reports that in typical British fashion the other passengers on the train just hid behind their newspapers as Mr Sims was getting his jollies. Get a bloody room, or at least a toilet next time mate.