Breast milk today, gone (off) tomorrow

So we brought you the news first that an ice-cream shop has been selling a breast-milk flavour called 'Baby Gaga', which is produced by a London mum on demand. However, we can now reveal that despite this tantalising opportunity to taste the mammary juice of someone other than our own dear Ma, Westminster City Council workers have seized the shop's batch of booby-juice joy for fears that it might affect the health of those giving it a good lick.

The demand for the ice-cream has rocketed since news spread of the arrival of this new taste of the town but authorities in the Food Standards Authority have commented that diseases such as Hepatitus can be contracted through drinking breast milk, the Daily Mail reveals.

'The Icecreamists, in Covent Garden, London, said the milk had been screened in line with blood donor requirements.'As far as we are aware there is no law prohibiting a business from selling breast milk ice cream,' Matt O'Connor, founder of The Icecreamists, said in a statement.'

Although, first comes breast milk and then maybe another type of milk flavour that comes from men rather than from women. Best draw the line somewhere, eh?

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