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Condoms save the planet?

Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Isn’t it brilliant? Not only is it flippin' good fun, it helps produce little humans. Amazing! Well, according to some spoilsports at the United Nations, getting your end away is the cause of this here little global warming problem we’ve got [we've paraphrased that a bit].

The U.N. Population Fund say they're worried that planet Earth will struggle to cope with an excessive population with figures estimated to increase from 6.2billion now to 9.2billion people in 2050: ‘as the growth of population, economies and consumption outpaces the Earth's capacity to adjust, climate change could become much more extreme and conceivably catastrophic’.

Boffins at the U.N have discovered that, ‘women with access to reproductive health services have lower fertility rates that contribute to slower growth in greenhouse gas emissions.’

Rather than outlaw sex completely, the UN are going to be giving away a load of condoms for free. You can't say fairer than that...

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