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'Cock man' projects giant penis on wall

Personally we think this is more of a cry for attention rather than art, but ‘artist’ Jaime de Val from Spain pretends to be arty by mincing around the streets of Madrid like some kind of pervy cyborg – he’s completely naked save for a bunch of wires and cameras connected to his dong, some battery packs and a projector on his chest.

He then basically projects what the camera sees (pretty much what looks like a sleepy pink dolphin swimming in a sea of black hair) onto walls for people to stop and marvel at and say, “Wow, look at that art. Isn’t it arty?” What he actually wants though is someone to stop and take him home for a seeing to after being bowled over by his considerable wares.

Obviously the projections are not actual size... Sneaky de Val makes sure that all of the projections are massively enlarged. The reason for whacking his chap out? His excuse is that it's art, showing his member as a "means of power". Which doesn’t make much sense at all. So if you’re in Madrid and some bloke starts facing a wall with a big penis on it, don't act interested!

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