Chocolate versus sex debate finally concluded

The perennial Sex Vs Chocolate debate has finally been settled, and sex wins hands down. Despite the claims of enthusiasts, the age old adage that chocolate is better than sex has finally been rubbished by people everywhere.

It was unanimously agreed by an anonymous panel of judges, that given the choice between a lifetime supply of sex, or a lifetime supply of chocolate, everyone would rather get jiggy than crunch into a Whisper.

This will come as a great relief to horny people everywhere, but no doubt will have the Cadbury’s marketing team back to the drawing board.

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