Australian man arrested with his John Thomas in pasta jar
An Australian man has been fined $600 for resisting arrest while having a tommy tank into a pasta jar. Police officers in the New South Wales town of Newcastle spotted 46-year-old Keith Roy Weatherley parked and acting suspiciously in a no-stop zone.
The law enforcement officers thought that Weatherley was holding a weapon as he had his hands in his lap. But the reality of the situation was that the felon was semi-naked with his John Thomas in a pasta jar.
Hilariously the Register reports that Weatherley had a 750mm jar around his penis and continued to pleasure himself while fighting off the police. Pasta is definitely off the menu for the next few weeks.