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Anyone not seen porn? Anyone?

After a tough day at the office, there’s nothing more relaxing than popping your feet up, powering up the laptop and watching a solid 5 hours of hardcore pornography, ah bliss....No? Ok, moving swiftly on.

Science bods planning on doing research into the affects of watching pornography have had to call a day on their study after they couldn’t find any men who have never seen some porn, report The Sun.

The study was to be carried out by Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse of the University Of Montreal in Canada, who said:

‘The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women. We started our research seeking men who had never consumed pornography but we couldn't find any.’

Ha! Prof! So you’re admitting you’ve seen some have you? You disgusting old perv.

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