Ann Summers pull chocolate willy spread

Ann Summers have taken their chocolate willy spread off the shelves after it was found to contain large amounts of the chemical melamine. A chocolate nipple spread and novelty pen have also been pulled for the same reason.

The Food Standards Agency said that the health risk was low and the move was only precautionary but the Chinese produced products are reported to have contained 100 times the recommended amount of melamine under EU guidelines.

If you were hoping to smear Ann Summers' chocolate sauce all over your willy all is not lost. You can always drown your sorrows with a quick nibble on the euphemistically named Chocolate Dick on a Stick.

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