Wanking Wendy , Dirty Dorothy and Alice the dyke. Yes, some of English literature’s best-loved children’s characters are now the subject of steamy tales of lesbianism and masturbation thanks to a new book by Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie – The Lost Girls. The novel is a rather raunchy new take on the lives of the female protagonists of JM Barrie’s Peter Pan, Frank L Baum’s Dorothy and Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
Instead of Wendy being showered in fairy dust to make her fly, she gets covered in something slightly stickier upon meeting pervy Peter Pan. Dorothy, rather than getting carried away to the magical Oz by a tornado, wanks her way to sexual awakening upon the arrival of the twister. As for the well-spoken, well-mannered Alice, she is transformed into a potty-mouthed nymphomaniac, at one point asking, "Dorothy, dear, perhaps you might tell Wendy and I more about your farmyard f***ing while we amuse ourselves?"
Being hailed as quite the masterpiece for its sheer imagination and size (it weighs three kilos apparently), we recommend grabbing this one off the top shelf and sitting down for a rather rousing read. That is, of course, if you can bear the thought of your fave childhood books being tainted by such profanity.
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