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Some people find porn very off-putting. Which we can sympathise with, especially if you're in the (jungle) swing of things and you're trying to watch a film at the same time (albeit with little/no plot) whilst trying to reproduce your own set of moves and all the while keeping your concentration in one place. Porn should be about fun some would argue, so applaud this latest skin-flick release which parodies one of the world's most famous & entertaining cartoons.

Whilst seeing actors covered in yellow spray-on body paint roll around on each other and pretending to be disfunctional might not float many boats, the producers at Full Spread Entertainment saw fit to do a porn take-off of the Simpsons, or 'What if Marge and Homer were part-cartoon, part-human and their sex-tape got released onto the internet'. All credit to Asylum for this news gem.

'What happens to all that paint once it starts getting rubbed around? Can it possibly conceal the tribal armband tattoos that seem to plague all male adult film actors? Also, what role does Moe play in all this? Do we have to see Moe's naked body?' All very pertinent and worrying questions from the boys at Asylum.

And what next? A Thundercats special that borders on bestiality or that fetish for liking humans-with-animal-heads porn? (we did not just make that up.)

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