A grinder, on my willy?

Try explaining this one down the pub: your John Thomas got wedged in a steel pipe and a metal grinder was the only suitable tool with which to hack it free. That was the reality for one unfortunate chap who was taken to Southampton General Hospital after firefighters were forced to cut away a steel pipe containing his penis.

In a triumph of polite word downplay, a hospital source (the same one who phoned The Sun to dish the dirt?) said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting. It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'

We're sure he won't. The 40 year old virgin - sorry, man, didn't explain how the accident had happened. Erm, any guesses?

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