Average Brit spends 54 days kissing

It’s not a record breaker, it’s a statistic, most people in the UK spend 54 days of their lifetime locking faces with others.

Experts say the average would have been closer to 60 days if it weren’t for the valiant efforts of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Littlejohn and the entire Tory Party.

That stat compares to six months of the average lifetime spent having sex and a third of it asleep. You have to wonder how there’s anytime left for the average person to spend baking cakes (4.5weeks), washing cars (7 days) and DIY (9 and a half months).

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